bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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kyssthis16:

Remember when Mitt Romney spoke at the NAACP National Convention

LEGENDARY

(Source: holdmypurse, via theblueraccoon)

bosshuton:

Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like

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officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

officialfrenchtoast:

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

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(via theblueraccoon)

"I haven’t stopped thinking about him, and it’s made a mess of me. Nothing happened between us. Nothing physical, anyway. We never touched, and after a while, we hardly even spoke. But I felt different."

— Jessi Kirby (Golden)

(Source: simply-quotes.net, via zero-theory)

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

(via theblueraccoon)

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

thatsonofamitch:

carlochian:

This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube

(via theblueraccoon)

porkskins:

porkskins:

Im here at walmart does anybody want anything

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i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars

(via zero-theory)