theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(Source: meidosuji, via 23devil)

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

death-is-legion:

  • two songs
  • two bands
  • two actors
  • two actresses
  • two singers
  • two movies
  • two books
  • two characters
  • two ships
  • two shows
  • two anything

(via theblueraccoon)

23devil:

alittleworldofimagination:

midget-banana:

getmecandynow:

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

yes that’s obviously a human with pointy ears attached

I still cry laughing every time I see this

i thought he was holding a furby at first

23devil:

alittleworldofimagination:

midget-banana:

getmecandynow:

and the prize for the least convincing alien beast goes tooo…..

yes that’s obviously a human with pointy ears attached

I still cry laughing every time I see this

i thought he was holding a furby at first

(Source: sorenandjoey)

awwww-cute:

kitty and its teddy

awwww-cute:

kitty and its teddy

(via yescommander)

sophieandace:

pila-pila:

1+1 = Ed

The episode where they all became self aware

(via walterwhte)

23devil:

gentacles:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

Okay the way to handle this is to enlist one of your guy friends, gay or not, to start texting this guy and ask him out. And when this oh so insecure man (or stupid, since he has convinced that he is such a catch) reacts disgustedly and trying to tell your guy friend that he’s straight, your guy friend needs to reply, “Are you sure? I’m such a catch. Maybe you’ll reconsider!” and then to top it off have him say, “But it’s only polite for you to say yes when a guy asks you out.”

And then sit back and watch him crash and burn

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did-you-kno:

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typhonatemybaby:

korrastyle:

Zuko — Still Awkward 70 Years Later

I LOVE YOU ZUKO I LOVE YOU ILUVZUKO I LOZUKVE VSJOKEZ LOVZUKOSELJKJS;KGA;SKJAG;D;DFKJFDKJGSL

(via 23devil)